LOL! Beyonce’s fans are trying to hard enough to turn Bey’s birthday into a national holiday, since Christmas already belongs to Jesus.
The Beyonce fans popularly known as BeyHive is officially petitioning the Obama administration to do what’s right and make Sept. 4 a national holiday, just like MLK Day. And like Dr. King. The BeyHive believes that Beyonce who marks 34th birthday today (Sept. 4) has made enough contributions to this world and supposed to honoured in a bigger way.
The petition after the cut
In recognition of Beyoncé Knowles’ (also known as Sasha Fierce) numerous positive contributions to the betterment of both the musical landscape and society as a whole, we hereby petition the Obama Administration to officially declare September 4th “B’Day.”The Obama administration will have to issue an official response once the petition garners its needed 100,000 signatures within 30 days.
In honor of “B’Day,” the American people are invited to celebrate by:
1. Acknowledging who run the world. (Girls.)
2. Reminding those around them that they woke up like this.
3. Informing past romantic partners that if they liked it, they should have put a ring on it.
4. Flexing while their hands are up.
5. Feeling themselves.
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